Six Random Foot Haikus

Haiku FridayHeadless Mom tagged me
with a meme, asking to know
six more random things.

I have a bad back.
I pick things up with my feet
to avoid bending.

Touching toilets in
public restrooms is too gross.
I use feet to flush.

And no, no handle
has been too high up for me.
I'm quite determined.

When pregnant, belly
got in the way reaching things.
Dexterous feet helped me.

My husband wooed me
by saying the arches of
my feet are sexy.

My feet are wide and
my brother's so narrow that
his two make my one.

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13 Comments

  1. J-Online says:

    I use my feet to pick things up too. I also ALWAYS flush the toilet with my feet.

    AS and I play the crab pinching game with our toes. I swear they are stronger than my fingeres.

  2. Sarah says:

    ROFLOL. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
    Snork, snork, snork, snork.

    The preggo belly one really got me, and it was all downhill from there.

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

  3. Chatterness says:

    I thought I was the only contortionist who flushed with the feet!! LOL

  4. Marla says:

    I love it! I flush with my feet as well. My Dad was attracted to my mom because of her perfectly arched feet. Cracks me up when they talk about it.

  5. storyteller says:

    I enjoyed them all …
    and like you I use my feet
    to flush toilets no

    matter how high the
    handle is … I’m flexible
    even though I’m old.

    Happy weekend to you and yours ;--)
    Hugs and blessings,

  6. Jay says:

    Just two weeks ago
    I took care of a women
    Who broke her right hip.

    She fell on the floor
    After lifting her foot up
    To flush the toilet.

    She was much older than
    You are, but I thought of her
    Reading these poems.

  7. Mary P Jones (MPJ) says:

    Ack! Dr. Jay urges care when flushing toilets with your feet. I will keep that in mind. :)

  8. The Maven says:

    You have very talented feet! They may very well rival my own. I will sometimes drag things along between my toes that I've dropped on the floor. This works very well when carrying a toddler spawn.

    I'd like to put that in a haiku but I'm too darn tired. I'll leave all the thinking to you :P

  9. Cheryl says:

    I'm totally a feet flusher too! One time the whole knob came off, guess my foot pushed a little to heavy that time.
    I enjoyed this. Learning random things about people always makes me smile.

    Enjoy your weekend!

  10. mapelba says:

    Wahoo. Who knew all these other people flush with their feet too!

  11. Guilty Secret says:

    My little finger is exactly the same size as my little sister's 2nd toe. My toes are tiny.

  12. Cat says:

    I have to admit
    I too flush with my feet
    and open doors too!

    Cat

  13. Syd says:

    I use my feet a lot too. Mine aren't sexy but functional. A couple of toes have been broken from running but I can still pick up things with them.

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