Posts under ‘misuse of quantum physics’

Quantum Reality Recovery Haikus

In quantum physicstwo states both are true at once,so in my marriage. My husband, off ata sex addict 12 step ora date. Whatever. Is that thing a vaseor two human faces orthe look of marriage?

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Gravity, Four-Year-Old Styleor My Inability to Teach Science

My daughter was helping me clean the fish tank this weekend. "What's this?" she said, holding up a plastic nozzle attached to some rubber tubing. "It's a little bit like a vacuum for the fish tank," I explained. "It sucks up the fish poop from the bottom of the tank." "Is it loud?" she asked [...]

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The Quantum Physics of My Marriage

I am about to do something that my husband hates more than almost anything in this world. Mark hates it when liberal arts types (like me) try to stretch their overly simplistic misunderstanding of scientific theories to help them explain this thing called life. Of course, I do this all the time, because I love [...]

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