Dec 31st, 2009
by Mary P Jones.
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Great Beyond on Flickr
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Earlier this year, I read an article about technology that would allow us to record and store every moment of our lives. Imagine: our whole lives stored in a single searchable archive. We could settle those arguments with the boss by replaying what was [...]
Oct 10th, 2009
by Mary P Jones.
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jeloid on Flickr
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I started keeping a journal semi-regularly when I was in middle school. My very earliest journal entries are a thrilling roller coaster ride through the life of a suburban tween: from the heartbreaking lows of the cancellation of my favorite TV show to the giddy highs of [...]
Jul 28th, 2009
by Mary P Jones.
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CowGummy on Flickr
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It started off innocently enough years ago. She would forward me the usual stories warning me that I should watch out for snakes in McDonald's ball pits or people out to steal my kidneys or serial killers who would lure me out of the house using [...]
Jun 27th, 2009
by Mary P Jones.
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Corie Howell on Flickr
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I have spent my share of time cyberstalking the women my husband has acted out with. (Hey, I'm codependent; I'm really, really good at focusing on people who aren't me.) And I'm not alone. Focusing on and obsessing about the activities of acting [...]
Mar 4th, 2009
by Mary P Jones.
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pareeerica on Flickr
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Yesterday I wrote about the possibility that Karen Maezen Miller could be a serial killer. (In case you're wondering, the chances are small.) To be honest, I was much more concerned with the more real and terrifying possibility that she or Shawn somehow knew my mother and [...]
Dec 9th, 2008
by Mary P Jones.
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Omar Eduardo on Flickr
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As featured in the New York Times blog Motherlode
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A mother and her son are in line at a grocery store. They boy looks like he’s about nine or ten. The mother looks a little tense as the boy starts to fidget in line. At this [...]
Jul 3rd, 2008
by Mary P Jones.
I know my kids are not the only ones obsessed with the Nintendo's little overalled hero, so here's the latest Mario joke to come home from the playground. Since I've heard it repeated 10,000 times already and can't remove its presence from my head, I thought I might as well share:
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Yah [...]
Apr 24th, 2008
by Mary P Jones.
This has been cross-posted at Two Women Blogging.
Now, I may not be one for much crying, but I did cry (I'll admit it, I did) the first time (ok, ok! few times) I watched Finding Nemo. Even before I lost track of my son a few times, I related so much to the [...]
Feb 19th, 2008
by Mary P Jones.
Years ago, back when we had one child, an extended cable package and time together after said child was asleep, Mark and I used to watch Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, a makeover show starring five gay men who have clearly never spent any time with children. The Fab Five once made over [...]